B and I are sitting on the couch making a bookmark for Gramps, my dad. B lets out a minute long fart while laughing hysterically.
Me: “B why are you laughing”
B:”Because I farted”
Me:”Why is that funny?”
B: “Didn’t you hear it?”
Me: “that’s gross”
B: “What’s gross”
Me: “Farting and laughing about it”
B: “Farts aren’t gross”
Me: “Their kind of gross”
B: “No there not, Dad likes them”
I lost it and started laughing! This kid kills me, and why is it that all kids laugh at farts? Who would think this cute little face would make such a huge stink.