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The world according to B August 13, 2010

Filed under: Preschoolers — mama lost in the burbs @ 7:30 am
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According to B, if a drawing doesn’t have eyelashes it can’t be a girl. On the flip side if it does have eyelashes it can’t be a boy. SO Bambi is a girl and Lilo (from Lilo & stitch) is a boy.

You can marry your dad in fact it makes perfect sense to “share” dad and both be “wives”.  Not sure where this idea came from

All dogs should fetch, if they don’t fetch you must throw the ball repeatedly until they get the idea.  Dad makes a great dog when all else fails on the real ones.

You should only pick your nose in bed.

Girls have to like girls because they are the same and boys should like boys cause they are the same.

eventually mom will be small again and able to wear B’s clothes, but by then B will be big and have to take care of mom

If you pick out presents for your sister, Santa will bring you what you want.

These are just some of the facts that I have recently learned from 3 1/2 year old B.  I never know what is going to come out of her mouth and I’ve been keeping a list because there are days when this girl has me in tears. I really can’t wait to hear what she has to say next.  Love her!

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2 Responses to “The world according to B”

  1. Janice Says:

    My 3 3/4 year old thinks the same thing about eyelashes…that they determine the sex of the drawing in question. Also, she will only listen to songs that are sang by girls…not boys. Her explanation is she is a girl so she can only listen to girl songs.


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