No you need to wash the dog.
Actual conversation from today with My Hunk, OK not a conversation so much as a text battle
Me: Dog needs to be washed
MH: Wash him
Me: No you, not it nose
MH: Wash the dog it’ll be to late when I get home
Me: Maybe, we’ll see I really don’t want to!
Me: Wait I said not it nose
MH: WTF just wash him
Me: you owe me a massage
So I’m sure your wondering what the big deal is about washing the dog
I’m not exactly small either, I’m 5’7″